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Hello Everyone,
My son forwarded this to me. I hope you get a chuckle out of it.
Rose
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my
shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that
my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not
so, he uncharacteristically comes up with
a suggestion.
'If you want your breasts to grow, then
every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a
few seconds.'
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece
of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between
my breasts. 'How long will this take?' I
asked.
'They will grow larger over a period of
years,' my husband replies.
I stopped. 'Do you really
think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every
day will make my breasts larger over the
years?'
Without missing a beat he says 'Worked for your
butt, didn't it?'
He's still alive, and maybe with a
great deal of therapy, he may even walk again. However, he will
probably continue to take his meals through a straw for a very long
time to come.
Stupid, stupid
man.
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