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Mary Hofstetter

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Senior Citizens Speak Up
4/8/2007 2:42:14 PM

In our series on helping Senior Citizens age with grace and dignity I am sending along more useful information.

As we age we earn the right to be down-right crochity!!

We need to memorize statements that they are right on

our tongue and ready to spit them out. Remembering

that we forget new things easily perhaps you should

write them down and post on the fridge. Review them

each day til you have them down pat.

These senior sayings should help you get through some

embarrassing moments.

When annoyed by people:

"Have a nice day...someplace else"

 

"Sh-sh--sh That the sound of someone not caring

what you think"

 

"Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?"

"I don't what your problem is but I bet its hard

to spell and pronounce."

 

"Don't make me use UPPERCASE"

 

"If you have something to say, raise your hand and

cover your mouth"

 

"I'm busy now, can I ignore you another time?"

 

Issues about your weight:

"Thank you, I'll have another cookie. Broken

 

in half there are no calories".

 

"I am preventing sagging, I will eat til the wrinkles fill in"

For mental well being:

"I noticed you are not yourself today, I noticed the

improvement right away".

 

"Would you like some cheese with that whine?"

 

"Don't let your mind wander. It's too little to be

let out on its own."

 

I'd like to give you a going away gift....now do

your part"

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DON'T TELL JOHN PARTINGTON ABOUT THIS THREAD

OR HE WILL BE PASSING OUT BUTTONS.

Ok, that's enough of being an ol grouch.  Back to my normal self.

Have a nice, special day and go help someone less fortunate than yourself.

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Re: Senior Citizens Speak Up
4/8/2007 5:51:13 PM

Hi Mary!

Old people rock!

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Mary Hofstetter

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Re: Senior Citizens Speak Up
4/8/2007 8:19:48 PM
Aren't we tho?????   We do not have to impress anyone, influence anyone just be ourselves.  I am getting a little  frisky in my old age.
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Re: Senior Citizens Speak Up
4/9/2007 12:20:13 PM
Mary, I have read most of the posts here, and I've come to the conclusion that what we need here is a good dose of 'Maxine' LOL ;-) http://screamofcrop.tripod.com/max.html Enjoy!
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Re: Senior Citizens Speak Up
4/15/2007 6:16:09 PM

Hi Mary,

  Those were great!!!

I agree with Lorraine, we need Maxine!!

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