 One for the Blondes!!!
A
lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long
flight. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The
blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines
and tries to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, that the
game is a lot of fun. 'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the
answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the
answer, I will pay you $500.'
This catches the blonde's
attention; and, to keep him quiet, she agrees to play the game. The
lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from the earth to
the moon?'
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now,
it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop,
searches all references. He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and
even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends
he knows.
All to no avail, after one hour of searching he
finally gives up. He wakes up the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde
takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts
not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and asks, 'Well, so what goes
up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'
Without saying a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.
My good friend BillT shared this one with me. Funny! |