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Joe 5726 9720 Las Cr...	Re: Here Within, Thee Shall Surely Laugh! 3/4/2007 7:51:08 PM
	A Nun asked her class to write a letter to God. -- Part 1 The results: Dear God: Instead of letting people die and making new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have? Johnny Dear God: Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It worked with my brother. Larry Dear God: If you watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes. Mickey Dear God: I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it. Nan Dear God: In school they told us what You do. Who does it when you are on vacation? Jane Dear God: I read the Bible. what does "beget" mean? Nobody will tell me. Love, Allison
	*ADLAND BULLETIN BOARD* What is Xtreme X2O? ###Get some X2O and Jerky RADICAL for the TRUTH! Laus Deo! ** HUG DEPARTMENT: Always OPE

Joe 5726 9720 Las Cr...	Re: Here Within, Thee Shall Surely Laugh! 3/4/2007 7:53:25 PM
	A Nun asked her class to write a letter to God. -- Part 2 The results: Dear God: Are You really invisible or is it just a trick? Lucy Dear God: Is it true my father won't get into Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? Anita Dear God: Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? Norma Dear God: I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? Neil Dear God: Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother. Darla Dear God: Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. Joyce Dear God: Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Bruce Dear God: I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over. Sam
	*ADLAND BULLETIN BOARD* What is Xtreme X2O? ###Get some X2O and Jerky RADICAL for the TRUTH! Laus Deo! ** HUG DEPARTMENT: Always OPE

Joe 5726 9720 Las Cr...	Re: Here Within, Thee Shall Surely Laugh! 3/4/2007 7:55:41 PM
	A Nun asked her class to write a letter to God. -- Part 3 The results: Dear God: I think the stapler is one of Your greatest inventions. Ruth Dear God: I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying. Elliot Dear God: Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and David best. Rob Dear God: My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they? Marsha Dear God: I would like to live for 900 years like that guy in the Bible. Love, Chris Dear God: We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School they said you did it. So I bet he stole Your idea. Sincerely, Donna Dear God: I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool. Sara "Kids sure say the darnest things" ~ Art Linkletter
	*ADLAND BULLETIN BOARD* What is Xtreme X2O? ###Get some X2O and Jerky RADICAL for the TRUTH! Laus Deo! ** HUG DEPARTMENT: Always OPE

Joe 5726 9720 Las Cr...	Re: Here Within, Thee Shall Surely Laugh! 3/4/2007 7:57:48 PM
	My wife & I were keeping a young grandson for an afternoon. My wife said we were short of diapers and requested I go to the nearby Osco Drug Store to buy some additional ones. I located a female clerk about 20 years old at the store and asked which aisle I could find diapers. She responded, "adult or baby?".
	*ADLAND BULLETIN BOARD* What is Xtreme X2O? ###Get some X2O and Jerky RADICAL for the TRUTH! Laus Deo! ** HUG DEPARTMENT: Always OPE

Joe 5726 9720 Las Cr...	Re: Here Within, Thee Shall Surely Laugh! 3/4/2007 7:58:46 PM
	A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced down the last sip she noticed three of those little green army guys in the bottom of the cup. She asked, "Honey, why would three little green army guys be in the bottom of my cup?" Her grandson replied, "You know grandma, it's like on TV, 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.' "
	*ADLAND BULLETIN BOARD* What is Xtreme X2O? ###Get some X2O and Jerky RADICAL for the TRUTH! Laus Deo! ** HUG DEPARTMENT: Always OPE

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