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WORDS WOMEN USE:
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2.) FIVE
MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
hour. Five
Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
five
more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.)
NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in
fine.
4.) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
It!
5) LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you
are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
and
arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning
of
nothing.)
6.) THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most
dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she
wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay
for your mistake.
7.) THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not
question, or Faint. Just
say you're welcome.
8.) WHATEVER: Is
a women's way of saying #@!% YOU!
9.) DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT:
Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has
told a man to do several
times, but is now doing it herself. This will
later result in a man
asking, "what's wrong", for the woman's response
refer to # 3.
Send this to the men you know, to warn them about
arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology. Send this to
all the women you
know to give them a good laugh, cause they know its
true.
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