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Vincent

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To all you OWLS

1/26/2007 2:04:18 PM

Wisdom from Grandpa......

Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.

Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.

Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.

When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag

On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.

A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna "work"."

Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders.

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Some people try to turn back their odometers.

Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way! I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

You know you are getting old, when everything either dries up or leaks.

Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.

Have a GREAT day.......and keep Laughing!

It's good for the soul .

And remember my motto;

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving

safely in an attractive and well preserved body.

But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand,

Diet Coke in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming

"WAHOO what a ride!"

Have a wonderful day!

MY FINANCIAL WEBSITE http://www.primerica.com/vgalella08

Dave 2900 2802 Gibsons	Re: To all you OWLS 1/26/2007 2:06:57 PM
	Hi Vince, Those are real gems! Thanks for sharing. God bless, Dave
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Linda 5891 7954 Albuqe...	Re: To all you OWLS 1/26/2007 3:42:35 PM
	Hi Vince ! Loved em ! Linda
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Lisa 847 711 Huntin...	Re: To all you OWLS 1/26/2007 3:44:26 PM
	Hay Vince, This is another good one thank you for sharing. Here is another community you can join for free www.organizedenterprise.com/LEEZA42 They havent even opened the doors yet so get established now so you can grab all the newbies that will come. Have a good day! Lisa
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Vincent 307 613 Fort M...	Re: To all you OWLS 1/27/2007 11:36:58 AM
	Dave,Lisa and Linda thanks for your comments. I will try to find more good ones.
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