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Amanda Martin-Shaver

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Ponderings
1/10/2007 2:50:15 PM
Hello Friends,

I received this from a friend and had to share.
Enjoy..


I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most  people die of natural causes.

Gardening Rule:

When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the
ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

The easiest way to find something lost
around the house is to buy a replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the
quick and the dead.

Life is sexually transmitted.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate
at which one can die.

The only difference between a rut and a
grave is the depth.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid some
day, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one  talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing
again

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.  Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start
a campfire?

Who was the first person to look at a cow
and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes
out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,
why is there a song about him?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in
a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his
head out the window?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address?


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Donald Rich

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Re: Ponderings
1/10/2007 3:11:10 PM

GOOD ONES, BUT MY FREZZER HAS A LIGHT.--DON

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Re: Ponderings
1/10/2007 4:58:35 PM

That was great!

All the best,

ROTFL

P.S. I think we share a friend of a friend somewhere that has a weird sense of humour, as I've read part of these before in an emai from a friend.  

Strangers are simply friends we haven’t met. If you aren’t a part of my circle of friends, please invite me.
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Sharon Lee

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Re: Ponderings
1/10/2007 6:00:57 PM

LOL Amanda!!! I Love a laugh at the end of my day and you have a bunch there...;-)

Peace, Sharon

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Re: Ponderings
1/10/2007 8:42:14 PM
Very Good! I needed that, Thanks, John
John R. Stipe, P. O. Box 506, Forrest City, AR 72336 http://www.stipetravel.com http://www.moreincometravel.biz
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