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Hi Friends,
Been a while since I put a joke in here's a couple of good driving ones!
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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding
drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 KPH. He
to himself, "this driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"
So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the
car, he notices that there are five old ladies - two in the front
seats and three in the back - wide eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him "Officer, I don't understand,
I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should
know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to
other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit
exactly... Twenty-two kilometers an hour!" the old woman says a bit
proudly.
The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that
22 was the highway number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the
woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in
this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't made a
peep this whole time," the officer asks.
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off
Highway 189."
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The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter
family-car privileges. On Saturday night she returned home very
late from a party.
The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the
newspaper and came back into the house frowning. At 11:30 AM the
girl sleepily walked into the kitchen, and her father asked her,
"Sweetheart, what time did you get in last night?"
"Not too late, Dad." she replied nervously.
Dead-panned, her father said, "Then, my precious one, I'll have
to talk with the paperboy about putting my paper under the front
tire of the car."
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Hope these cheered you up,
Thanks
Leanne Busby
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