Dear Larry, Ok, what idiot would stand on a blue whale's tongue? I mean, they eat krill, but still... And if Little Miss Patience Muffet is real, does that mean she really got frightened by a spider? My evil twin sister, when she was about 2, she used to repeat that rhyme with these words: "eating her turds away"... (Okay, my sister's 9 years younger than me, but looks a lot like me. And she's not really evil. I just like calling her that.)

Dear Shannon Don't scare me by saying you have a twin sister one of you is bad enough

Dear Larry, She even sounds like me... ...(Insert theme from "Twilight Zone" here)

Dear Shannon both of you go away lol

Hi Larry, What do you feed your pet Blue Whale? Twins? (even if they aren't) hehehe