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Todays Laughter 6.2.06
6/2/2006 7:53:25 AM
Settled the McKinney Suit A young attorney who had taken over his father's practice rushed home elated one night. "Dad, listen," he shouted, "I've finally settled that old McKinney suit." "Settled it!" cried his astonished father. "Why, you idiot! We have been living off of that money for five years!" Lawyers on a Plane An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. "All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except the lawyers are still going around passing out business cards."
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Re: Todays Laughter 6.2.06
6/2/2006 11:03:38 AM
Hi Larry, Those were hysterical!! Thanks for the giggle. Your Good Friend Deborah
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Re: Todays Laughter 6.2.06
6/2/2006 8:19:32 PM
Good ones! thanks larry. (I will take lawyers OVER our Clueless Main Stream Media anytime.)
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Re: Todays Laughter 6.2.06
6/2/2006 9:09:20 PM
These are good jokes Larry! The first one probably did happen.
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Re: Todays Laughter 6.2.06
6/2/2006 10:02:36 PM
My God Larry, don't talk to me about lawyers, even in a joke. Wait a minute - Lawyer – Joke, is this what they call redundant. P.S. To all lawyer members of the community, this statement was made under extreme duress.
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