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Not What You Think....Sperm Count
5/11/2006 5:20:06 AM
Hello Everyone, This is brilliant An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained "Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin'it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbour?" The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open". * * * * Ha Ha Ha...got ya! Thanks for your visit Leanne Busby http://www.aussie-money-tree.biz http://www.aussie-money-tree.info
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Re: Not What You Think....Sperm Count
5/11/2006 7:53:28 AM
Hi Leanne, That was a riot!!! And how cute. Thank you for the giggle. Your Good Friend Deborah
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Re: Not What You Think....Sperm Count
5/11/2006 1:15:55 PM
Dear Leanne, Heheheheheheh, yes, you got me. I have to go take a shower, now, and clean my dirty mind. Thanks for the laugh! Sincerely, (shhhhh, don't tell anyone I have a dirty mind)
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Re: Not What You Think....Sperm Count
5/15/2006 5:51:49 AM
Hi Leanne, he he he he he he he he LOL you got me Girl good and proper sprayed coffee all over keyboard and my monitor good one mate bloody goodone.... Have an awesome day Leanne & everyone respectfully jeffrey OBrien http://community.adlandpro.com/go/114374/default.aspx http://www.netbookpublishers.com/title/jeffreyobrien http://www.resultstracker.com/track/jeffreyobrien/index2.shtml http://www.bankmlm.com/jeffreyobrien http://www.pureprofile.com.au/entry.asp?P=472082096 http://yorgoo.com/redi/?r=1i http://www.directmatches.com/jeffreyobrien
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Re: Not What You Think....Sperm Count
6/27/2006 9:08:38 PM
Hi Leanne, Excellent! What a great joke! God bless, Dave
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