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Fisherman's Tales
3/21/2006 5:52:35 AM
Hello Everyone, Here's a double hook up for you...lol ----------------------------- Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?" "Why do you want me to throw them at you?" "Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them." "Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy." "But why?" "Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take orange roughy. She prefers that for supper tonight." ============================================ Two guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men manages to catch a fish. As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?" The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!" ============================= Hope you enjoyed it...just a test everyone who reads this say only "I GOT ONE", just like to see how many read...hee hee Thanks Leanne Busby
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Re: Fisherman's Tales
3/21/2006 6:17:41 AM
Hi Leanne, Being a fisherman myself,(both deep sea and river fishing)i hear a lot of those sorts of anacdotes,however I had not heard those two. Very funny, Thankyou, Gary. Need Advertising For Life....One Payment. http://5ppixels.webcomputing.co.uk I am currently revamping that site,and the whole new site will be ready in about two weeks,but I am still accepting advertisers for the current site.
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Re: Fisherman's Tales
3/21/2006 7:17:25 AM
Hi Leanne, I got two. Thanks, Louis http://www.yorgoo.com/cgi-bin/ref.cgi/1850/
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Re: Fisherman's Tales
3/21/2006 7:31:51 AM
HI LEANNE, Never heard either one but they are funny! Thanks for the humor! Sincerely, Carla :)
Glad to make your acquaintance! Carla Carey
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Re: Fisherman's Tales
3/21/2006 10:11:57 AM
I got one. Once when I went fishing I got so sunburned that my face was almost a purple color. I don't know who looked worse me or the dead fish.
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