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Hello, You've Reached The Middle Class, We Work So You Don't Have To
3/30/2016 9:40:47 PM
Hello Friends,

Once Again, on April 15th, structured & created by President BO's 8 year destructive term, 73 million people will NOT file income taxes. These 73 million freeloaders are supported by BO's multilevel government giveaway programs receiving $66,000 +++ in aid, money, food stamps, cell phone's, medical care and benefits.

Pretty decent income for sitting on your ass at the expense of us who actually work for a living.

Under the current administration, 1 in 6 Americans suck the food stamp program dry. And BTW....these numbers don't include the 12 million (PLUS) illegals that have more rights and privileges than American's.

Again, THANKS BO!


Go Ahead and Have A Great Day Anyway,

Phil
“There may be trouble all around, but I am calling you to a place of peace. Be still and know that I am God. Come to Me, and I will give you wisdom, strength, and grace for everything you face." Psalm 46:10
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RE: Hello, You've Reached The Middle Class, We Work So You Don't Have To
4/1/2016 1:48:17 PM
SOO Very True for some of us "freeloaders" But I don't receive anywhere near that amount, have worked most of my life and seldom earned more than that. Learning to live on less than a quarter of the suggested amount has been a wake up call. So I try to do whatever I can not to depend on such things as freeloading for handouts.

I know there are many here that would do anything to protect their meager handouts and will attack dog for any administration promising more scraps from their the government establishment tables to their own tables. They will tear one another apart for those scraps and we have seen examples of this recently within this community. Thus the reason for such conversations being carried out here instead of full view. ;-)

I Will be sharing your meme and look forward to your contributions.

May Wisdom and the knowledge you gained go with you,



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Phillip Black

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RE: Hello, You've Reached The Middle Class, We Work So You Don't Have To
4/1/2016 2:49:49 PM
Hi Jim,

I appreciate the Comments my Friend, and I understand completely what you're saying. Having been Self-Employed for a major portion of my work life, I obviously was quite creative with Income Reporting after Expenses, if you catch my drift, and therefore when I was forced to retire due to my declining health in 2008, there was not a whole lot of Social Security Income to draw from. Thus, I've likewise had to adjust to living on a whole lot less that what I used to consider basically pocket change. However, I still manage to pay all of my monthly bills by the first week of the month and then I can live reasonably comfortably on what is left over for the month. It's called Budgeting, and using Good Old Common Sense. We've both been taught the "Work Ethic" and to accept responsibility for our own actions, and unfortunately, neither of these are highly valued any longer by most of today's generation.

Anyway, just wanted share a cute story about how the title of this Thread came about. When I was a Supervisor at the Department of Social Services, we had a young lady who had been hired as a Switchboard Operator. Unfortunately, she didn't last very long, because she thought that it would be a cute idea to answer the phones with certain phrases such as "Good Morning, Department of Social Services, we work so that you don't have to.", and my personal favorite, "Good Morning, Social Services Department, you breed 'em, and we feed 'em.". Unfortunately the phone calls were monitored from time to time, and her career at Social Services was very short lived.


Have A Terrific Weekend My Friend,

Phil
“There may be trouble all around, but I am calling you to a place of peace. Be still and know that I am God. Come to Me, and I will give you wisdom, strength, and grace for everything you face." Psalm 46:10
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RE: Hello, You've Reached The Middle Class, We Work So You Don't Have To
4/1/2016 8:36:04 PM
Hello Friends,

We all are quite aware that BO has set a new record for traveling around the World, especially to Hawaii, on the Taxpayer's Dime. And of course, he has proved time and time again, that he's most certainly not one of the sharpest Tools in the Toolbox. You might even say that He's a few French Fries short of a Happy Meal. However, the following report makes us take moment to stop and wonder just exactly...

Who's Running The Country?

A travel agent for thirty years in our nation's capital has this to report:

"This is why we're in trouble! I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.

I got a call from a candidate's staffer, who wanted to go to Cape town. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, then she interrupted me with, "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape town is in Massachusetts. Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Cape town is in Africa." Her response.( click).

A senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map, and Florida is a very thin state!"

I got a call from a lawmaker's wife who asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada?" I said, No." She said, "But they look so close on the map.

An aide for a Bush cabinet member once called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had only a 1-hour layover in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between the gates to save time."

An Illinois Congresswoman called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20 a. m. and got into Chicago at 8:33 a. m. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that!

A New York lawmaker called and asked, "Do airlines normally put your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm overweight. I think that is very rude?" After putting her on hold for a minute while I "looked into it" (I was actually laughing), I came back and explained the city code for Fresno, CA is (FAT), and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.

A Senator's aide called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"

I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these darn planes have numbers on them."

A lady Senator called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola, FL. Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?" I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola, FL on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever!"

A senior Senator called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him that he needed a visa. "Oh, no I don't. I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!"

A New Mexico Congresswoman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York." The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent said, "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the lady. After some searching, the agent came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Rhino anywhere." The lady retorted, "Oh, don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" "That's it! I knew it was a big animal," she said.

Now you know why Government is in the shape that it's in!!!!!

Have A Happy Weekend Friends,

Phil
“There may be trouble all around, but I am calling you to a place of peace. Be still and know that I am God. Come to Me, and I will give you wisdom, strength, and grace for everything you face." Psalm 46:10
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RE: Hello, You've Reached The Middle Class, We Work So You Don't Have To
4/6/2016 2:10:49 AM
Hey Everyone,

Here's one that you might like...

The Newfangled Car Radio

A new car salesman accompanies a client on a test drive of the latest model in his showroom. "Note the advanced technology that allows you to select a radio station of your choice without your hands leaving the steering wheel "intoned the salesman, "Try it out. Say Rock." The prospective buyer obliged and said "Rock." Sure enough the radio automatically recognized the word and selected a Rock and Roll station.

"This is wonderful!" exclaimed the test driver, "Let's see if this voice recognition really works!" "Be assured that the technological advances in this radio not only recognize your voice, but it also has the "ability" to respond to your command." replied the dealer.

With that the buyer tried "News" and the news station came on. He tried "Classic" and the local classical music station came on and so on. He seemed mesmerized with his ability to verbalize a command and instantly hear the radio comply by changing to the station of his choice.

All of a sudden without warning another driver cut in front of the demo car almost resulting in a collision. "IDIOT!" cried out the prospective buyer.

Instantly, the radio station changed to a re-Broadcast of Obama's State of the Union Address.

Ain't Technology Grand!

Phil
“There may be trouble all around, but I am calling you to a place of peace. Be still and know that I am God. Come to Me, and I will give you wisdom, strength, and grace for everything you face." Psalm 46:10
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