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Diane Bjorling

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[humor moment] Don't mess with Grandpa!
8/3/2013 4:09:45 AM

How Grandpa deals with the IRS!

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The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.

The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling.I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.'

I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?'

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'

Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'

The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'

Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.

Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.'

Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.

The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and piss into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop
anywhere in between.'
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now,
but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much Pisses all over the auditor's
desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.

But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.

'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk
and that you'd be happy about it!'

I keep telling you! Don't Mess with Old People.



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Myrna Ferguson

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RE: [humor moment] Don't mess with Grandpa!
8/3/2013 4:31:49 AM
Yeah Diane, I love this story. hehehe
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RE: [humor moment] Don't mess with Grandpa!
8/3/2013 5:07:19 AM
Great Post Diane!!
Please Don't Hesitate to ask Questions Remember we are Here to Help Each Other Out Not Hurt Each Other!!!
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Diane Bjorling

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RE: [humor moment] Don't mess with Grandpa!
8/3/2013 5:17:02 AM
Thanks Myrna and Luis...while I do live in a different country and we don't have an IRS, we do have our own taxes to deal with... I just thought it would be cool to share and it has been going around since before 2007...amazing huh?
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RE: [humor moment] Don't mess with Grandpa!
8/6/2013 5:03:05 AM

Yep,10_1_136.gif

That's about the size of it. Besides, at our age, who's going to stop us. You are so cute.

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