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Myrna 6311 16559 Waynes...	RE: A GUIDE FOR CATS AND THE HUMANS WHO LOVE THEM 10/8/2010 2:53:06 PM
	Hi Cheryl, I love too see animals taking to others, it really warms the heart. Hey it is all about love. Did you ever see this one? Hugs, Myrna
	LOVE IS THE ANSWER
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Phillip 7331 5931 Thomas...	RE: A GUIDE FOR CATS AND THE HUMANS WHO LOVE THEM 10/9/2010 12:57:38 AM
	Hi Cheryl, I've always loved this, not sure who wrote it, but it's a Classic... Training Your Human Training your human is a thankless task. "Why bother with it?", some kittens may ask. The fate of the world is the issue at hand, as felines worldwide stake a claim for their land. Make no bones about it, we cats own the joint. We spray in the corners to drive home the point. Some say the meek shall inherit the Earth, But they've no fangs or claws, for what that's worth. The cat is the ultimate species, you see, We're poised to usurp man's authority. These silly old humans who cannot play nice! We cats are peaceful, we hate only mice. Just what does training your human entail? A host of fun things you must do without fail: The sofas and rugs need a little makeover. The La-Z-Boy's target for kitty takeover. Then sleep on clean towels placed in the guest bath. And make their best clothing a target of wrath. Tear down those new drapes with a quick forceful tug. Then tatter the pile of the new Berber rug. And when they are sleeping, you block off their nose, paw at their lower lip, chew on their toes. Strut on the mantle. If they give any flack, knock down their trophies and all bric-a-brac. Shed on mom's new velvet black evening gown, as she's headed out for a night on the town. If they leave you home all alone for the night, (Any human doing this can't be all that bright), They're telling you by leaving, it's perfectly all right, To totally redecorate 'til dawn's early light. Knock over tables and chew up the fern. Hurry, go faster! Soon, they'll return... When they try to punish, you mustn't show concern. (All attempts of discipline a pussycat should spurn.) A snide flick of tail will convey no remorse, but they will try harder to scold you, of course! So, hide in the closet until they forget, and then launch out just like an F-14 jet. Tear up their ankle, their forearm, their hand, then when they've had all the pain they can stand, dart from the room while they call 9-1-1, and celebrate victory: The felines have won! To humans, however, the battle's begun, as they steep in their anger and wish for a gun. Pathetic and lumbering and clumsy to boot, My friend, human dominance is really a hoot. Take charge in your home. It's destiny, meow. (The verses above have already told how.) So sleep for an hour, and then grab some chow, And then train your human, beginning right now. Author Unknown Click Below For... The Stray Cat Strut Have A Wonderful Weekend, Phil
	“There may be trouble all around, but I am calling you to a place of peace. Be still and know that I am God. Come to Me, and I will give you wisdom, strength, and grace for everything you face." Psalm 46:10
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Cheryl 1170 2279 Fort W...	RE: A GUIDE FOR CATS AND THE HUMANS WHO LOVE THEM 10/9/2010 1:14:31 AM
	Hi Myrna, That is incredible....they obviously bend in ways we can't understand. That's so cute and it shows you just how smart these creatures are. Loved it...thanks for sharing it! I was over at my business partners house earlier and we had finished up some business stuff we were working on and we sat at her computer watching YouTube animal videos for about a half hour. You could spend a lot longer than that...but it gave us a few laughs at the end of a busy week. Tomorrow we'll be real estate classes all day, so I really needed a little break for a few minutes. Anyway, keep 'em coming! :-) Have a blessed weekend, Cheryl
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Cheryl 1170 2279 Fort W...	RE: A GUIDE FOR CATS AND THE HUMANS WHO LOVE THEM 10/9/2010 1:45:22 AM
	Hey there Phil, That about right....cats do have a mind of their own and an air about them that let's you know who's in charge! They're interesting, smart and lovable too, but on their own terms. Here's another Klusman YouTube video. I think these are so funny and creative. His cats must be well socialized to let themselves be handled in that way. I can't imagine the cat I used to have tolerating that. This one's really cute! Enjoy!!! Have a nice weekend! Cheryl
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