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Mark Your Calendars
4/2/2010 5:41:04 AM
DON’T FORGET NEXT SATURDAY!

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America!
P.S.. It is your patriotic duty to inform others. If you don't participate, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.


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RE: Mark Your Calendars
4/2/2010 6:03:30 AM

Gr8 One for April 1 april fools day joke or is it? True maybe.

It is due to be very cold spring storm due Friday, ,maybe it'll clear enough for us ladies to strip and walk around rounding up the terr orist s. My man is sick so unable to sit outside with beer to watch and protect me on the mission..

Rebecca Swinson

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4/2/2010 12:46:24 PM
This would make a great new Holiday. I will be sitting in front yard in my shorts (just to show my support for the weather). Thank you for letting me know about this stand up and support your wife day and get rid of all those terrorist once and for all. Together we stand (or sit) and united we watch with joy. Can not wait....... thanks for the great laugh....
Your neighbor, Howard
Thanks your Friend and Neighbor, Howard
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RE: Mark Your Calendars
4/2/2010 6:11:33 PM
Rebecca ! Thank you for your support ... I will bring a bottle of wine for us and we can BBQ afterwards !
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RE: Mark Your Calendars
4/2/2010 6:16:17 PM
Yes Howard, we must make this a National Holiday starting this year !
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