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Hi Pat,

Thanks for the smiles & giggles.

Here's a little more Hospital Humor...

Hospitals are not exactly places that provide a lot of laughter. However, there is one source that does produce a lot of chuckles medical charting.

In the rush to write down a patient's condition, the healthcare professional often charts things which are ripe for humor.

For example, here are some things the medical staff have written on patient's charts:

• Patient has chest pains if she lies on her left side for over a year.
• On the third day, the knee was better, and on the fourth day, it had completely disappeared
• Discharge status: alive, but without permission.
• Patient was admitted through the emergency department. I examined her on the floor.
• The patient is a 90-year-old white female with multiple medical problems as well as severe osteoporosis that has been living with her daughter.
• The patient left the hospital feeling much better, except for her original complaints.
• I saw the patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
• Patient left his white blood cells at another hospital.
• Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing.
• The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.
• The test indicated abnormal lover function.
• The patient is numb from her toes down.
• The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
• The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983.
• The patient said her neck was increasing in size where we took it off.
• I've suggested to the patient that he loosen his pants before standing and then, when he stands with the help of his wife, they should fall to the floor.
• The patient stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.
• Patient refuses an autopsy.

Have A Great Week My Friend,

Phil

Hi Roger, I know what you mean about the whacko adland editor. Sometimes it has a mind of it's own. LOL.

I don't like it when it MASHES everything I've typed into one ugly looking paragraph. No matter how many times I hit return to leave a nice large space.... when I see it on the screen, it's all mangled together.

Come back to my SMILING thread anytime you want to smile or post something to make others have a "happy moment"

Pat

Hello Dear Patricia!

You are a Great Friend... Still finding ways to make us laugh through tough times...

It was a good laugh indeed... Thank You!

and, there was some good ones from Phil as well... Thank You Phil!

Here is my little contribution...

Hugs and Blessings,

Alain