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Nick Sym

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YOU GO GIRL!
9/18/2009 5:32:48 PM

 
 
 
There are female jokes and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. 
I offer it to you in the hopes 
that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it! 


A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when  Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. 

This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $25.00... 

  
on one condition..." 


Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was. The ma
n replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." 


The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed
$25 from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and meaningfully said....

 

 

"Clean my house."


(YOU GO, GIRL!)

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Kathleen Vanbeekom

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RE: YOU GO GIRL!
9/18/2009 5:41:25 PM

LOLOLOLOL!!!

THAT would be a cheap house-cleaner!  ESPECIALLY if the house is BIG and filthy!!  And it would take much longer than sex to clean a house....WOW.  He'd probably get more sweaty and tired, too.  I think she got her money's worth! DEFINITELY!!!

It was great, Nick! THANKS!!!

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RE: YOU GO GIRL!
9/19/2009 4:52:28 PM

That was great Nick!!

Sara

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John Gatto

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RE: YOU GO GIRL!
9/20/2009 3:15:58 AM

Never Once Did

My Wife Ask For

Money to Clean The House

 

Everything Else

She Threw That In

For Free !

 

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RE: YOU GO GIRL!
9/20/2009 3:29:04 AM

Hello Dear Kathleen

Always here to give my good friends a smile or at least something to think about - Love and Peace Always !

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