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Aussie humour!
11/30/2005 6:13:21 PM
Here's a saying from Oz: "People in glass houses shouldn't stand up in the bath".
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Re: Aussie humour!
12/1/2005 4:44:09 PM
That is good! Are there people who still live in grass houses? Wow! Sucks for the plumbing....if they still live in them, they probably don't have plumbing.
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Re: Aussie humour!
12/1/2005 5:44:48 PM
Yes, good point, Sheri, but we're a weird mob down here. Here's some more examples: WE ARE AUSTRALIANS! We, the people of a free nation of blokes, sheilas and the occasional idiot. We come from many lands and although we live in the best country in the world, we reserve the right to bitch about it whenever we like. We are united in our lust for international recognition. We want to make "no worries, mate" our national phrase, "she'll be right, mate" our national attitude and "Waltzing Matilda" our national anthem. (So what if it's about a sheep-stealing crim who commits suicide??) Only in Australia can a pizza delivery get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Australia do we have bank doors wide open with no security guards or cameras, but chain the pens to the desk. Only in Australia do we shoot and eat the two animals that are on our National Crest. Even though we might seem a racist, closed-minded, sports-obsessed little people, at least we feel better for it. I am, we are, Australian.
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12/2/2005 12:29:12 AM
I really like the one about the pizza delivery being faster than the ambulance. Hey, look at the bright side; you'll have pizza to eat while waiting for the ambulance! Gurmit
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Re: Aussie humour!
12/2/2005 12:55:20 AM
I hadn't thought of it that way, Gurmit!
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