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A Childs Mind
11/23/2005 4:38:16 PM
Hello Everyone, These are cute: ------------------------------ One evening Art's family was eating dinner when the boy asked, "Dad, are caterpillars good to eat?" His dad answered, "Haven't I told you never to talk about gross stuff like that during meals!" "Why did you say that, Art?" his mother wondered, "Why did you ask the question?" "It's because I saw one on dad's lettuce," Art replied, "but now it's gone." ---------------------------------------- A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: CAT, DOG, DAD, and MOM have been proudly displayed for all to see. One morning while getting ready for the day, he bounded into the room with his arms outstretched. In his hands were three magnetic letters: G-O-D. "Look what I spelled, Mom!" with a proud smile on his face. "That's wonderful!" his mom praised him. "Now go put them on the fridge so Dad can see when he gets home tonight." The mom happily thought that his religious education was certainly having an impact. Just then, a little voice called from the kitchen. "Mom? How do you spell ZILLA?" ---------------------------------------- Joey and his classmates had just finished a tour of the local fire hall. Before each student could leave, the fire chief quizzed him. The fire chief asked little Joey, "What do you do if your clothes catch on fire?" Joey replied promptly, "I don't put them on." -------------------------------- Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question time and she asked, "My name begins with the letter 'M' and I pick up things. What am I?" A little boy on the front row said, "You're a mother." ----------------------------------- Thanks for joining me! Leanne Busby
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Re: A Childs Mind
11/26/2005 2:26:29 AM
Hi Leanne, Thanks for a good chuckle! :) I'm STILL smiling!! God bless, Dave

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