Grandma'a Boyfriend A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV Evangelists keep me company and make me feel good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm so happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Then Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend" The minister fainted! Have A Blessed Sunday Everyone! Marion :-)

Thanks, I will have to repeat this one. Enjoy your day. Glo.

Hi Marion, Great, GREAT! Just proves the point again, Kids say the darndest things. Harold (The Marathon Man)

Hello Marion, He He He that was funny. I quess you got to bang something might as well be the TV. Thanks for the invite. Bye-Sandi http://www.LaSandisShop.com

Hi! Marion...... Thanks for your Sunday Smile. I thought maybe the minister was there to fix the TV. Ha Ha. Anyway thanks for sharing. I've been getting over a long bout with a leg infection (not funny) My doctor says I may lose the leg if things don't get better. I'd appreciate any prayers from the group. I guess I could get a job as a pirate at Worlds of Fun, all I need to do is rent a parrot. Have a good weekend and thanks again for you jokes. Your friend Davy