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Hello Everyone,
Here's your weekend dose!
My wife was standing in the kitchen chatting to her tall, slim
daughter, when our grandson came into the room. "Grandma," he
said, "Mummy is much taller than you."
"Yes, she is," said my wife with mock sadness."
"But don't worry, Gran," he continued after a sympathetic pause,
"you're much wider."
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Grandma Jones from the valley had never experienced a sick day
in her life, so she didn't take it kindly when a bad case of the
mulligrubs sent her to the hospital for observation.
By the time a pair of husky interns got Grandma tucked into bed,
she had managed to complain about everything: the temperature,
the lights, the skimpy gown, the food and the mattress,
especially, the mattress.
Suddenly, Grandma spotted a small plastic item with a button,
attached to a cord. "What's that?" she demanded.
"If you need anything in the middle of the night, Grandma," said
one of the interns, "just press that button."
"What does it do, ring a bell?" she asked.
"No, it turns on a light in the hall for the nurse on duty," the
intern replied.
"A light in the hall?" responded Grandma. "Look, I'm the sick
one around here. If the night nurse needs a light on in the
hall, she can get up and switch it on herself."
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An Englishman is flying off for a visit to Australia. As the
plane gets ready to land, the cabin attendant hands out
information cards. The man carefully goes through the standard
questions -- name, nationality, passport number, etc. -- but he
seems to puzzle over one item:
"Have you ever been imprisoned?"
After thinking it over for some time, he writes: "I didn't know
it was still a requirement."
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Have a good weekend!
Leanne Busby
http://www.aussie-money-tree.biz
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