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John Leal

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The Irish Medical Dictionary
4/24/2009 7:35:44 PM

Hi,

THE IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY

Artery.......................... The study of paintings.
Bacteria.......................  Back door to cafeteria.
Barium.........................  What doctors do when patients die.
Benign.........................  What you be, after you be eight.
Caesarean Section.........  A neighbourhood in Rome .
Catscan.......................  Searching for kitty.
Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her.
Colic............................ A sheep dog.
Coma........................... A punctuation mark.
Dilate........................... To live long.
Enema.......................... Not a friend.
Fester.......................... Quicker than someone else.
Fibula........................... A small lie.
Impotent......................  Distinguished, well known.
Labour Pain...................  Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff.................  A Doctor's cane.
Morbid..........................  A higher offer.
Nitrates......................... Cheaper than day rates.
Node............................. I knew it.
Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted.
Pelvis............................ Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative...............  A letter carrier.
Recovery Room..............  Place to do upholstery.
Rectum......................... Nearly killed him.
Secretion...................... Hiding something.
Seizure......................... Roman emperor.
Tablet.......................... A small table.
Terminal Illness.............. Getting sick at the airport.
Tumour......................... One plus one more.
Urine............................ Opposite of you're out.
2xCondoms.................... To be sure, to be sure 

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Re: The Irish Medical Dictionary
4/24/2009 9:20:05 PM
Thanks, John!

All that just made me take a good look in the meer (looking glass) at my own Tamara (day after today).
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Re: The Irish Medical Dictionary
4/24/2009 9:32:16 PM

Hey John,

Where've you been? Missed you.

the Irish sure have their succinct way of expressing themselves and should be commended for it.. To be sure, to be sure.

Shalom,

Peter

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Re: The Irish Medical Dictionary
4/25/2009 6:24:05 PM
Hello John,

LOL...can always count on you for  a good laugh...Thanks for sharing.

God Bless,
Gaby
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God Bless Everyone
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Re: The Irish Medical Dictionary
4/25/2009 8:26:15 PM

Hi Kath

I didn't know you'd spent time in Ireland, lol. I only go there for the Guinness myself.
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