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Nick 4679 23156 Brampton	Re: It Hurts To Think ! 4/8/2009 4:27:10 PM
	Hey Roger My Dear Friend I hope you and all those you love have a blessed Easter Holiday !
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4/9/2009 7:56:47 PM

Hi Nick, LaNell here. I like your bunny ears...

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Nick 4679 23156 Brampton	Re: It Hurts To Think ! 4/10/2009 2:37:37 AM
	Hello Dearest LaNell Thanks for noticing, just trying to keep the spirit going !
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Cheryl 1170 2279 Fort W...	Re: It Hurts To Think ! 4/20/2009 10:31:43 PM
	Hi Nick, A few days ago I was asked by someone to share a joke with him that I thought was funny...as I thought about it this is one that I remembered (hope you enjoy) ~~~~~~~~~~ A frog goes to a bank to get a loan on his pad. (He wants to do home improvements). A loan officer named Patty Wack asks him to come into her office & sit down & then she asks him what he's going to use for collateral. He says "what's collateral?" She explains to him "it's where you put up something of value against the loan, in case you don't pay us, then we get to collect the money on the sale of the collateral." The frog thinks for a few minutes and he says "well I do have a most valued possession, & I'm sure it would be worth a lot of money. It's a ceramic elephant & it is quite beautiful! I really love it & would hate to part with it, but I guess if I want the loan, I would be willing to put the elephant up as collateral." The loan officer said, "well that's not what we had in mind exactly, we can't use a ceramic elephant as collateral," Mr. Frog says "you asked me for something of value & I'm putting up my most valued possession to get this loan"...he was becoming quite agitated, & she said "I'm sorry but we just can't take your elephant as collateral for the loan you're asking for." Now, he became very indignant & it was clear that he wouldn't take no for an answer. He then insisted that she talk to the VP in charge of the loan department. So Patty called the VP and asked him to come to her office because a client was insisting that the bank loan him money & that they use a ceramic elephant as the collateral. The VP comes into the office and asks Mr. Frog to tell him his story. It was obvious that the frog was very emotional about his ceramic elephant and that he felt humiliated that they wouldn't give him a loan using it as collateral. Well, when the frog was about to cry, the VP looked at the loan officer and said "this is a knick knack Patty Wack, give the frog a loan." Okay...that's it! It's better in person...but it makes me laugh. Cheryl
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Mary 998 6209 Ottumwa	Re: It Hurts To Think ! 5/23/2009 2:28:35 AM
	Thanks for the laughs!
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