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Mahlon Grube

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Purina Diet
4/2/2009 11:56:45 PM
Yesterday I was at my local WalMart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow For my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the Checkout line when a Woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had an elephant? So since I'm retired And have little to Do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I Was starting The Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, Because I Ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 Pounds before I Awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of Most of my Orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that The way that it Works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and Simply eat One or two every time you feel hungry. The food is Nutritionally Complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to Mention here that practically everyone in line was now Enthralled with My story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in Intensive care because The dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a Curb to sniff An Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack He was Laughing so hard. Wal-Mart won't let me shop There anymore.

Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the Time in the world To think of crazy things to say.
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Peter Fogel

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Re: Purina Diet
4/3/2009 12:20:55 AM

Hey Mahlon,

You gotta love them old retired folks. :)

But what do you expect when the nosy woman asked a stupid question.



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Re: Purina Diet
4/3/2009 2:25:32 AM
HELLO Mahlon,(HI PETER) I'm already on that diet, here`s a proof, MY PORTRAIT

    An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days. This, he promised, would help her lose as much as twenty pounds.
    The blonde follows the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she'd indeed lost twenty pounds.
    She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results. At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question:
"How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?"

The cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.

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