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Nick 4679 23156 Brampton	I love this Doctor. 3/3/2009 2:05:56 AM
	I love this Doctor Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up! Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc. Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good! Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you? Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach. Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around! Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me. Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape! Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.. And remember: 'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride' AND..... For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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Michael 9348 2248 Indian...	Re: I love this Doctor. 3/3/2009 2:17:28 AM
	Hi Nick, I bought an excercise tape. I didn't do the excercises. I just watched the tape. It was fun. GOD BLESS YOU Mike http://www.countryvalues65.com
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Qaim 3598 805 Teh-Ka...	Re: I love this Doctor. 3/3/2009 3:05:48 AM
	Hi Nick, You have shared very interesting and useful informatin. However, exercise play important part in our health. Have a healthy life ! Qaim, http://www.eyeearn.com/kab http://www.tripleclicks.com/9155252/go
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Gabrielle 833 4356 Sacram...	Re: I love this Doctor. 3/3/2009 4:46:38 AM
	Hello Nick, I just love the layout, as I said before you really know how to bring life into a joke...lol...Thank you... God Bless, Gaby
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Rinna 1779 5162 Shah Alam	Re: I love this Doctor. 3/3/2009 6:48:43 AM
	Dear Brother Nick, Greetings! Hahahahahah, where do you find this jokes? This is a good one cause he/ she is my dream doctor. I have a solution after reading this - I am going to take more naps, eat more steak, drink more alcohol, never carry a calculator around anymore and have fun being round. Cause doctor's are always right for sure..... Hahhahahaha, goodness I enjoyed this so much. Do you have the doctor's number??? ;) Thank you brother Nick. Well done and a great laugh creator you are. Love, Rinna
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