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Nick Sym

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Old Is Beautiful
2/27/2009 9:58:24 PM


Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.


Maude: What in the hell is that?

Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Maude: Where did you get it?

Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'

The pharmacist fainted.



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Myrna Ferguson

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Re: Old Is Beautiful
2/27/2009 10:15:13 PM
Hye Nick ,  Good stuff


LOVE IS THE ANSWER
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Re: Old Is Beautiful
2/28/2009 12:33:19 AM

Hi Nick,

The mind of man is capable of anything because anything

is in it, all the past as well as the future.

Qaim

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Re: Old Is Beautiful
2/28/2009 1:54:16 AM
Hello Nick,


OMG! you did it this time ROFLMBO....thank you Nick.

God Bless,
Gaby

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Jill Bachman

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Re: Old Is Beautiful
2/28/2009 4:52:10 AM

Hi Nick,

Oh, darn..............

You found my picture and now I can hide no longer!

Whatever, I LOVE IT!  You are too much, and thanks for sharing.   :-)

Hugs,  Jill
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