Yeah Nick, I love cops too!!!!!!!!  Long as they aren't on my a**!!!

                                 

              

 

                                    

 

 

My mom once asked a big black cop if anyone ever picked on him because he's black. Seriously. She was drunk. she stopped drinking. BUT NOT RIGHT THEN.

Well he actually said no he was never picked on.  interesting.

Oh geez.  All thats missing are the glasses with scotch-tape, and the pompom hat and pink pajamas.  One time I hit a pole at 6 a.m.  Sober, too!!  It was icy.  The pole came up to me slowly!