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Re: Funnies -- The Older Crowd
1/13/2009 8:10:17 AM

Hello thar me friend Pat !

These are SOOOOO funny !

Splittin' me sides ah am !

Thanks fer the humor !

An' keep up the good work!

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Peace on earth an' Blessings ta all !

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Re: Funnies -- The Older Crowd
1/13/2009 10:56:10 AM
Pat these are hilarious! My daughter hates it when I refer to myself as her 'elderly' mother!
When I got a new blood pressure med the directions said to "stay out of the sun"!
What?
The nurse got a good laugh at my concern-but really? the sun?!?!?!?!?!!!

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Re: Funnies -- The Older Crowd
1/13/2009 11:27:10 AM

Thanks for the laughs Pat.  I like the 'no refills'!!  Here is one I posted over in my forum the other day, you just gotta love 'old folks', gonna be there sooner than we think.

FAMILY


Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.
One night the 96 year old draws a bath.
She puts her foot in and pauses.
She yells to the other sisters,
"Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94 year old yells back,
"I don't know.
I'll come up and see.
" She starts up the stairs and pauses
"Was I going up the stairs or down?"
The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having
tea listening to her sisters.
She shakes her head and says,
"I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood.
"She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as
soon as I see who's at the door."

Hugs,

Sara

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Re: Funnies -- The Older Crowd
1/13/2009 1:50:41 PM

Hi Stacey, Okay girlfriend, you're the gal in the middle!!   You're the cutest one! 

Glad you liked the old folks jokes.  Thanks for coming in!

Pat

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Re: Funnies -- The Older Crowd
1/13/2009 1:58:15 PM

Warren, I'm so glad to welcome you to my Humor forum.  Here we have FUN!! 

 

 

Are you having fun yet?  LOL !  Have a great time and keep that nice smile plastered on your face!

Hugs to you,

Pat

 

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