Here's a cute Little Old Lady joke.  Sorry but it's kinda gross but I like it!!

Pat

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Little Old Lady Joke

Hi Pat,

This could happen to you!  


I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
'Hi, how are you?'


I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom. I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
'Doing' just fine!'

And the other person says:
'So what are you up to?'

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:

'Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here. '  

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question:  
'Can I come over?'


Ok, this question is just too weird for me.  I figured I could politely end the conversation. I say:
'No........I'm a little busy right now!!!'

Then I hear the person say, nervously:
'Listen, I'll have to call you back.  There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!'

Oniece !!!  Your joke is SO funny.  Something similar actually happened once to me. A lady in a stall started talking and I thought she was speaking to me.  I was so embarrassed!

I am glad you enjoy the SENIOR CITIZENS  jokes!!!  Come back any time please,  Thanks again. 

Pat