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Marion Tucker

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Priceless! (10/26/2008)
10/25/2008 11:37:38 PM

Sometimes religious emails are better than some of the funny ones we get and pass on....

 

Priceless .

 



 
 
 

 

Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement and when his Plane arrived there was a limousine there to transport him to his home.

As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver.

'You know' he said, 'I am 87 years old and I have never
driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?'

The driver said,

'No problem. Have at it.'

Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off
down the highway.
A short distance away
sat a
rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap.

The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone.

The trooper pulled out
and easily caught the limo
and he got out of his patrol car to begin the procedure.

The young trooper walked up to the driver's door
and when the glass
was rolled down,
he was surprised to see
who was driving.

He immediately excused himself and went back to his car
and called his supervisor.

He told the supervisor,
'I know we are supposed
to enforce the law....
But I also know that

important people are

given certain courtesies.
I need to know what
I should do because

I have stopped a
very important person.'

The supervisor asked,
'Is it the governor?'

The young trooper said,
'No, he's more important
than that.'

The supervisor said,
'Oh, so it's the president.'


The young trooper said,
'No, he's even more
important than that.'

The supervisor finally asked,

'Well then, who is it?'

The young trooper said,


'I think it's Jesus,
because he's got Billy Graham for a chauffeur!'

Smile - God loves you! I ask the Lord to bless you, as I pray for you today;
to guide you and protect you, as you go along your way
God's love is always with you, God's promises are true.
And when you give God all your cares, you know God will see you through

  Make It A Blessed Day!

Marion

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Re: Priceless! (10/26/2008)
10/25/2008 11:47:09 PM
Thanks for the funny Biker lady :) its wonderful to see you again Marion :)
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Re: Priceless! (10/26/2008)
10/25/2008 11:50:21 PM
Hi Thomas,

You are welcome!  Always nice to see you. 

Have a wonderful weekend.

Many Blessings,
Marion


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Re: Priceless! (10/26/2008)
10/25/2008 11:54:41 PM

Hi Marion,

Your joke is magnificent, loved it.

After reading it I remembered I received an email with a prayer by Billy Graham and even though it's not a joke this is a fine place to post it.

You all know I'm not a Christian but this prayer is true for all regardless of your religion and is very apt in regard to our society today.

Shalom,

Peter

Billy Graham's prayer aired by Paul Harvey............................


'Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask your forgiveness andto seek your direction and guidance. We know Your Word says, 'Woe to
those who call evil good,' but that is exactly what we have done. We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values. We have
exploited the poor and called it the lottery. We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare. We have killed our unborn and called it choice. We have shot abortionists and called it justifiable. We have neglected to discipline our children and called it building self esteem. We have abused power and called it politics. We have coveted our neighbor's
possessions and called it ambition. We have polluted the air with profanity and pornography and called it freedom of expression. We have ridiculed the time-honored values of our forefathers and called it enlightenment. Search us, Oh God, and know our hearts today; cleanse us from every sin and Set us free. Amen!'

Commentator Paul Harvey aired this prayer on his radio program, 'The Rest of the Story,' and received a larger response to this program than any other he has ever aired. With the Lord's help, may this prayer sweep over our nation and wholeheartedly become our desire so that we again can be called 'One nation under God.'

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Re: Priceless! (10/26/2008)
10/26/2008 12:03:11 AM
Hi Peter,

Glad you enjoyed joke! 

I received this prayer in an e-mail as well.  I think it is a very good one!  Thanks for posting it. 

Do you believe in Jesus? 

God Bless!
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