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Sheri Webber

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Guts vs. balls
9/7/2008 9:48:07 PM
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, fatty.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
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Re: Guts vs. balls
9/7/2008 9:52:35 PM
Thanks for the good laugh at the beginning of my day.
Cheers
Holly
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Re: Guts vs. balls
9/7/2008 9:54:39 PM

Stop it!   ROTFL   Stop it!
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Re: Guts vs. balls
9/7/2008 11:40:00 PM
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Re: Guts vs. balls
9/8/2008 1:25:23 PM

Hi Sheri,

Thanks For The Grins & The Giggles,

Phil

“There may be trouble all around, but I am calling you to a place of peace. Be still and know that I am God. Come to Me, and I will give you wisdom, strength, and grace for everything you face." Psalm 46:10
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