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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary,
all with very big smiles on their faces.
The coroner calls the police to tell them
what has = happened.
Coroner tells the Inspector: 'First body: An
Italian, 60, died = of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile.'
'Second body: 'Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds = on the lottery, spent it all on whisky, died of alcohol poisoning, hence = the smile.'
The Inspector asked, 'What of the third body?' 'Ah,' says the coroner, 'This is the most unusual one. Danny Earl, = the Newfie, 30, struck by lightning.'
'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector.
'Thought he was having his picture taken. '
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