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My Favorite Ideas On Handling Stress
8/6/2008 9:34:33 PM

  HOW TO HANDLE STRESS

1. Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.

2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa

3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

4. When someone says "Have a nice day" tell them you have other plans.

5. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.

6. Forget the diet center and send yourself a candy gram.

7. Make a list of things to do that you 've already done.

8. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him off to pre-school
    as if nothing was wrong.

9. Retaliate for tax woes by filling out your tax forms with Roman numerals.

10. Tattoo "out to lunch" on your forehead.

I1. Leaf through a National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives.

12. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.

13. Pay your electric bill in pennies.

14. Drive to work in reverse.

15. Relax by mentally reflecting on your favorite episode of "The
     Simpsons " during that important finance meeting.

16. Refresh yourself: Put your tongue on a cold steel guardrail.

17. Polish your car with ear wax.

18. Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.

19. Start a rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.

20. Bill your doctor for the time spent in his waiting room.

21. Braid the hairs in each nostril.

22. Write a short story, using alphabet soup.

23. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.

24. Make up a language and ask people for directions.

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Re: My Favorite Ideas On Handling Stress
8/23/2008 3:43:11 PM
Beverley, Just found this thread and loved you suggestions. There must be more. I'll think about it. Roger
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Re: My Favorite Ideas On Handling Stress
8/23/2008 8:16:13 PM

Please do find some more. I could use all the suggestions on handling stress that you can find! LOL

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Re: My Favorite Ideas On Handling Stress
8/24/2008 3:36:07 AM
Hi Beverley, How about putting anti-tangle spray onto a coconut and then try to give it a parting. How about offering your cat a piece of orange to eat and watch its face when it says no. Try opening the window at 2 in the morning and shouting "That's right, go back to your mother". Ring up somebody in your family and sing "Happy Birthday" when it's not. This is getting more popular in the USA. Ask a soccer fan to explain the "offside rule" to you. (Hope you have lots of stress to relieve, you will need it". Try to remember when you first felt stressed and why and then look for a doctor to tell. Hope these help. Roger
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Re: My Favorite Ideas On Handling Stress
8/24/2008 6:33:08 AM
Hello Beverly,

ROTFLMAO.........Keep the laughs coming, it's relieving my stress........LOL.  Thank you.

God Bless
Gaby


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