A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
 
The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
 
He says 'Yes - just caffeine'
 
'Have you ever been in the service?'
 
'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'

The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?
 
The guy says, 'Yes 100%...an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'
 
The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now. Normal hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'
 
The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?' '
 
'This is a government job,' the interviewer says.

'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
 
"No point in you coming in for that"