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Marion Tucker

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Baptist Dog (7/5/2008)
7/5/2008 10:05:14 PM
A Baptist preacher and his wife decided to get a new dog. Ever mindful of the congregation, they knew the dog must also be a Baptist. They visited kennel after kennel and explained their needs. Finally, they found a kennel whose owner assured them he had just the dog they wanted.


The owner brought the dog to meet the pastor and his wife. "Fetch the Bible," he commanded. The dog bounded to the bookshelf, scrutinized the books, located the Bible, and brought it to the owner.

 

 "Now find Psalm 23" he commanded The dog dropped the Bible to the floor and showing the marvelous dexterity with his paws, leafed through and found the correct passage, then pointed to it with his paw. The pastor and his wife were very impressed and purchased the dog.

 

That evening, a group of church members came to visit.
The pastor and his wife began to show off the dog, having him locate several Bible verses. The visitors were very impressed. Finally, one man asked, "Can he
do regular dog tricks, too?" "I haven't tried yet," the pastor replied.. He
pointed his finger at the dog. "HEEL!" the pastor commanded. The dog immediately
jumped on a chair, placed one paw on the pastor's forehead and began to howl.

The pastor looked at his wife in shock and said, "Good Lord! He's Pentecostal."

Have a great Sunday!

God Bless!

Marion


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Re: Baptist Dog (7/5/2008)
7/6/2008 3:51:19 AM
Marion, my dear friend, thank you for the smile !


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Re: Baptist Dog (7/5/2008)
7/6/2008 3:58:41 AM
Marion, hope you do not mind but I thought you might love this - God Bless you and that the dog lived !


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Marion Tucker

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Re: Baptist Dog (7/5/2008)
7/6/2008 7:08:04 AM
Hi Nick,

Thanks for coming by, reading and leaving a comment. 
You can add as many entries as you like here. 

Chicken crossed the road to get to the other side.  What am I missing on the dog story?  Is there a video to this?  Give me the scoop.  You know how much I love animals.

God Bless!
Marion


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Re: Baptist Dog (7/5/2008)
7/6/2008 10:47:24 AM
Hi Marion,

That was adorable thank you for the smile. Have a great day.

Blessings my friend,

Geketa

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