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Nick 4679 23156 Brampton	CORONER'S REPORT 5/21/2008 8:21:24 PM
	THE CORONER'S REPORT Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. Coroner tells the Inspector: 'First body: An Italian , 60, died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile.' 'Second body: 'Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.' The Inspector asked, 'What of the third body?' 'Ah,' says the coroner, 'This is the most unusual one. Billy Earl, the Newfie, 30, struck by lightning.' 'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector. 'Thought he was having his picture taken.'
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Judy 1482 4550 Dougla...	Re: CORONER'S REPORT 5/21/2008 8:49:35 PM
	ROTFL!! That was funny! Thanks for sharing! Judy

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Steven 1398 13302	Re: CORONER'S REPORT 5/21/2008 11:13:29 PM
	Thank You Brother Nick :)
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Gabrielle 833 4356 Sacram...	Re: CORONER'S REPORT 5/21/2008 11:22:59 PM
	Thanks Nick for a much needed break. God Bless Gaby
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Nick 4679 23156 Brampton	Re: CORONER'S REPORT 5/22/2008 3:15:46 AM
	Hi Friend Judy ! This was my life flashing before my eyes when I had my turn !
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