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Don't laugh tooooo hard ! My 80 yo mother sent this to ME!
4/29/2008 4:09:39 PM
Subject: hmmm... good one

A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining
room table:
 
 
'To My Dear Wife. You will surely understand that I have certain needs
that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with
you & I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I
hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending
the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight.'


When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on
the dining room table:
 
 
'My Dear Husband. I received your letter and thank you for y our honesty
about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to

remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher
at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this,
I will be at the Marriot Hotel with Michael, one of my students, who is
also on the tennis team. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is
18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of
Math, you will understand although it may appear that we are in the same
situation, there is one mathematical difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more
times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.'


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Re: Don't laugh tooooo hard ! My 80 yo mother sent this to ME!
4/29/2008 4:13:19 PM
hello...
have a goos day!!

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5/7/2008 7:57:24 PM


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Re: Don't laugh tooooo hard ! My 80 yo mother sent this to ME!
5/8/2008 8:35:10 PM
MOTHER'S DAY IS COMING !

To all Mothers
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO PLAN TO BE GREAT MOMS,
THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE GREAT MOMS,
THOSE WHO HAVE GREAT MOMS,
AND THOSE OF YOU WHO HAD GREAT MOMS...
Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time
to make it.
Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are
probably in the sandbox.
Real Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens
and happy kids.
Real Mothers know that dried play dough doesn't come
out of shag carpets.
Real Mothers don't want to know what the vacuum just
sucked up.
Real Mothers sometimes ask 'Why me?' and get their
answer when a little voice says, 'Because I love you
best.
 Real Mothers know that a child' s growth is not
measured by height or years or grade... It is marked
by the progression of Mommy to Mom to Momma or
Mother...
4 YEARS OF AGE - My Mommy can do anything!
8 YEARS OF AGE - My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE - My Mother doesn't really know quite
everything.
14 YEARS OF AGE - Naturally, Mother doesn't know that,
 either.
16 YEARS OF AGE - Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 YEARS OF AGE - That old woman? She's way out of date!
25 YEARS OF AGE - Well, she might know a little bit
about it.
35 YEARS OF AGE - Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.
45 YEARS OF AGE - Wonder what Mom would have thought
about it?
65 YEARS OF AGE - Wish I could talk it over with Mom.

The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she
wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she
combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen
from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her
heart, the place where love resides. The beauty of a
woman is not in a facial mole, but true beauty in a
woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring
that she lovingly gives, the passion that she shows, and the
beauty of a woman with passing years only grows!

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Re: Don't laugh tooooo hard ! My 80 yo mother sent this to ME!
5/9/2008 10:18:21 PM
Happiness is a voyage, not a destination,
there is no better time to be happy than...   NOW
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