<?xml version="1.0"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>A Place to Put My Stuff II Forum - Recent Topics Posted @ AdlandPro Community</title><description>Available topics A Place to Put My Stuff II Forum @ AdlandPro Community.&lt;br&gt;Forum Description:&lt;br&gt;Jokes, Stories, etc.&lt;br&gt;Forum Created By: 301149</description><link>http://community.adlandpro.com/forumShow.aspx?ForumID=24757</link><pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 02:12:24 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><copyright>Copyright 2004, AdlandPro.com</copyright><language>en</language><lastBuildDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 02:12:24 GMT</lastBuildDate><generator>My Rss Feed Generator</generator><item><title>United Brotherhood</title><description>Welcome to United Brotherhood. Were a gamming based forum. We chat talk
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hunting! www.ubh.lefora.com&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;</description><link>http://community.adlandpro.com/forumShowPost.aspx?PostID=1115383#1115383</link><pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 00:54:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: STAY!!!!</title><description>&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color="#ff1493"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;&lt;font face="Arial"&gt;Hi, Mary!&lt;br&gt;I was browsing through different Forums and I wanted to make sure to come in and say Hi. What a fantastic Forum!!! I Love All Your Jokes!! HAVE A GREAT LABOR DAY HOLIDAY! I Love You and God Bless You and Your Family! I'm looking forward to you stopping by my Forums to say Hi.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Love,&lt;br&gt;Shirley Ruth Caron&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;</description><link>http://community.adlandpro.com/forumShowPost.aspx?PostID=769893#1104218</link><pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 09:17:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Grandma's Boyfriend</title><description>&lt;P align=center&gt;&lt;IMG src="http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb50/maryellen_018/Halloween/labor-day_5-36.gif"&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;</description><link>http://community.adlandpro.com/forumShowPost.aspx?PostID=764134#1103218</link><pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 04:47:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Grandma's Boyfriend</title><description>&lt;P align=center&gt;&lt;IMG src="http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb50/maryellen_018/Exclaimations/YoureWelcomeMoving.gif"&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;</description><link>http://community.adlandpro.com/forumShowPost.aspx?PostID=764134#1100420</link><pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 01:23:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Grandma's Boyfriend</title><description>&lt;IMG src="http://www.arenaflowers.com/product_image/large/286-thank_you_balloon.jpg"&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;</description><link>http://community.adlandpro.com/forumShowPost.aspx?PostID=764134#1095244</link><pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 05:24:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Cosmetics, International Brands, Total Beauty care for your family, NicePrices</title><description>&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Dear partners&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;I would like to put before you cosmetics of international brands to care for your hair, skin, nails, wrinkles, dark skin and you name it for juice beauty head to toe &amp;amp; yummy summer skin. &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Our top brands are dr brandt, janson beckett, jurlique, Lancaster, MD skin care, Murad, Obagi, Wilma, Schumann, Phytomer etc and our top ingredients are Antioxidants, Arbutin, Argireline, DMAE, GABA, Hydroquinone, Matrixyl, Omega-3, Peptides, retinol etc. &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;For skin we look into Acne, Cellulite, Discoloration, Dryness, Firmness, Rosacea, Sensitivity, Sun Protection, Wrinkles etc. &lt;BR&gt;You would never have found anywhere such huge collection of varying cosmetic products with total body care for one and all at one place and we also give free samples, 115% price protection with 45days money back guarantee.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Take your pick and no more to search for beauty concerns as long as we are there, you can even communicate to us of your Beauty Query . You will live in style and elegance with us always that I assure you and the costs are not too high in comparison with local markets as shipping charges are free. Also you get a genuine, worldclass and true to its word products with nothing bogus about it.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto"&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.dpbolvw.net/click-3103213-10428005" target=_new&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; COLOR: #2a55aa; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;http://www.dpbolvw.net/click-3103213-10428005&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"&gt;Thank You &lt;SPAN style="COLOR: red"&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;VENOY&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;</description><link>http://community.adlandpro.com/forumShowPost.aspx?PostID=1087466#1087466</link><pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 05:31:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Grandma's Boyfriend</title><description>&lt;FONT face=Georgia size=3&gt;Hello Beverly,&lt;BR&gt;Thanks for the chuckles! &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;</description><link>http://community.adlandpro.com/forumShowPost.aspx?PostID=764134#1086855</link><pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:59:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Grandma's Boyfriend</title><description>&lt;SPAN lang=EN&gt;
&lt;P&gt;WHY ARE SOME HAIRS WHITE?&lt;/P&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman" size=2&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman" size=2&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT color=#606060 size=3&gt;&lt;FONT color=#606060 size=3&gt;
&lt;P&gt;One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the Kitchen sink.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands Of white &lt;/B&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT color=#606060 size=4&gt;&lt;FONT color=#606060 size=4&gt;hair &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT color=#606060 size=3&gt;&lt;FONT color=#606060 size=3&gt;sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT color=#606060 size=3&gt;&lt;FONT color=#606060 size=3&gt;She looks at her mother and inquisitively asks,&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;"Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT color=#606060 size=3&gt;&lt;FONT color=#606060 size=3&gt;Her mother replied, "Well, every time that a little girl does Something wrong and makes her mommy cry or makes her unhappy, one of her hairs turns white."&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT color=#606060 size=3&gt;&lt;FONT color=#606060 size=3&gt;The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman" size=2&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman" size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT color=#606060 size=3&gt;&lt;FONT color=#606060 size=3&gt;said:&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;You must have really&amp;nbsp;ticked off Grandma."&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;</description><link>http://community.adlandpro.com/forumShowPost.aspx?PostID=764134#1085807</link><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 01:32:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Ponderisms </title><description>&lt;SPAN lang=EN&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#000080 size=3&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;FONT size=4&gt;Ponderisms &lt;BR&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR&gt;I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. &lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. &lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. &lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.. &lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? &lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. &lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? &lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?' &lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.' &lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? &lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if he's going to look up there anyway? &lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;FONT color=#000080&gt;AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST!&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#000080 size=3&gt;Do you ever wonder why you gave some people your email address? &lt;BR&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
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