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Mexican beggars...

Sun, 21 Jun 2009 17:20:20 GMT

Mexican beggars....

Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They
beg in different areas of town.

Carlos begs for the same amount of time
as Jose, but only collects about eight
or nine dollars a day.

Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar
bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free
house, and has lots of cash to spend.

"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as
long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full
of ten dollar bills every day?"

Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"

Carlos' sign reads;

I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.

"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.

"No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!"

Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign
say?"

Jose's sign reads:

I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico.

Re: Michael Gartner- Well worth reading

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 12:54:00 GMT

What an enspiring story. Maybe all of us should walk through life more. We could be missing out on what is most important in life. Thank You, Barbara

Re: Two Whales

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 01:44:21 GMT

Re: Two Whales

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 04:21:56 GMT

ROFLMAO, that is too funny! We really should find a graphic for it.

Thanks

Jim

Two Whales

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 01:53:39 GMT

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.

He said to the female whale, 'Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air hole at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink.' They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, 'Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore.' At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. 'Look', she said, 'I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen.'

First Book of the Democrats

Sun, 24 May 2009 05:13:43 GMT

PSALM 2009
- 2012

FIRST BOOK
OF DEMOCRAT

…………………………………………………………………………………………………..

OBAMA IS OUR SHEPHERD,

I SHALL NOT WANT.

HE LEADETH ME BESIDE STILL
FACTORIES.

HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN
THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.

HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH
OF UNEMPLOYMENT.

YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGH
THE VALLEY OF THE BREAD LINE,

I SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY.

OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY
INCOME WITH TAXES,

MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY
INCOME,

SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD
LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF MY LIFE.

THE DEMOCRATS AND I WILL
LIVE FOREVER

IN A RENTED HOME.

BUT I AM GLAD I AM AN
AMERICAN,

I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE.

BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG

AND OBAMA WAS A TREE.

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