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Do Your Body Statistics Shape Up?

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 00:13:29 GMT

Body Statistics:

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men who read this are still busy checking their thumbs.

Created By: jackgym

Re: Do Your Body Statistics Shape Up?

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 00:18:04 GMT

Hello John,

Pretty interesting and thought provoking to say the least. One question though, at what state is that thumb measurement correct?

Either way my wife is happy as our three boys is proof enough that all tools work well.

Thanks for the laugh and your unique humor, you have made my Sunday better.

Thanks,

Jim

Created By: jallen3d

Re: Do Your Body Statistics Shape Up?

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:47:19 GMT

Jim, only a skite would ask that question, lol. I think your bases are covered adequately.
Created By: jackgym

Re: Do Your Body Statistics Shape Up?

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 00:46:21 GMT

Trust you John,
I was about to turn off my computer and head off cos duty calls....and up pops John.

I can't resist before I go...this is for all you blokes busy checking your thumbs.

Av a good one mate, Gerri

Created By: Gerri

Re: Do Your Body Statistics Shape Up?

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 02:00:20 GMT

Hey John,

I think our meshugeneh Gerri gets the "thumbs up" onya this time. :)

Shalom,

Peter

Created By: 281772

Re: Do Your Body Statistics Shape Up?

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:54:00 GMT

Hey Peter, as long as I only hit my thumb with the hammer I'll be okay. :)

Created By: jackgym

Re: Do Your Body Statistics Shape Up?

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 03:42:27 GMT

Hi John,
Sharing one with you..

9 Months Later...

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob .
So they loaded up Jack 's minivan and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in
a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby
farm and asked the attractive lady who answered
the door if they could spend the night.

'I realize it’s terrible weather out there and I have
this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently
widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbors
will talk if I let you stay in my house.'

'Don't worry,' Jack said.. 'We'll be happy to sleep
in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone
at first light.' The lady agreed, and the two men
found their way to the barn and settled in for the
night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and
they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend
of skiing.

But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected
letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes
to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was
from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met
on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, 'Bob ,
'Do you remember that good-looking widow from the
farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about
9 months ago?'

'Yes, I do.' said Bob

'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of
the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?'

'Well, um, yes,' Bob said, a little embarrassed
about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'

'And did you happen to give her my name instead
of telling her your name?'

Bob 's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah,
look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do
you ask?'

'She just died and left me everything.'

Created By: Amanda_NZ

Re: Do Your Body Statistics Shape Up?

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:01:40 GMT

Hi Amanda

Looks like Bob's short term pleasure was Jack's long term gain :)

Created By: jackgym

Re: Do Your Body Statistics Shape Up?

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:51:34 GMT

Hi Gerri

Was that pun intended, "up pops John" lol. I'm in limbo here, I don't own a BMW nor am I the other, ah well...

Created By: jackgym

Re: Do Your Body Statistics Shape Up?

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 05:06:52 GMT

Hello Jack,

Good statistics...lol....but now I'm going to find myself checking out thumbs and thinking about this.
Thanks for sharing.

God Bless
Gaby

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife,
'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the h*ll is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker...

'It's not talcum powder...It's 'Miracle Grow.''

Created By: 321095

Re: Do Your Body Statistics Shape Up?

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:07:01 GMT

Hello Gaby

Have a few thumbs 'on hand' to check, do you? lol.

Your joke reminds me of an old one, what's the definition of hope? A pregnant schoolgirl standing in front of the mirror rubbing her stomach with Vanishing Cream.

Created By: jackgym