I OWE MY MOTHER

RE: I OWE MY MOTHER - Kathleen Vanbeekom

9/15/2009 11:55:17 PM

WOW Nick! My mom AND dad said most of those things on a daily basis!

RE: I OWE MY MOTHER - Trudyvan Wyk

9/11/2009 7:22:24 AM

Hello there Nick, TrudyVan here

I have a great Hero and that is my late mother. She taught me everything and more. She allowed me to make my mistakes without critizing. I owe a great deal to her. She taught us never to give up and to look for solutions. You have great graphics. love your forum

RE: I OWE MY MOTHER - Jill Bachman

9/6/2009 1:27:52 AM

Hi Nick,

This is an absolutely BEAUTIFUL tribute. Wow! I am going to start calling you "Mr. Talent."

Thank you. This made my day.

Hugs, Jill

RE: I OWE MY MOTHER - Slavomira Vladimirova

8/28/2009 10:25:51 AM

THANK YOU

For my soul support and so positive and full of wisdom thoughts.

For some things, the location and time have no sense.

Sincerely,

Slavomira

Re: I OWE MY MOTHER - Alain Deguire

8/26/2009 12:40:40 PM

Hey Hey Dear Nick!

Is it because We are Canadians... My Mother told Me very similar things ;-)

Blessings,

Alain

Re: I OWE MY MOTHER - Donna Zuehl

8/26/2009 11:06:34 AM

Hello Nick,

Cute, and great graphics. You brought a smile to my face, which I needed after 2 1/2 hours in the dental chair this morning.

DonnaZ

Re: I OWE MY MOTHER - Len Berghoef

8/26/2009 9:56:53 AM

Hi Nick! :)

Sounds like you had a wonderful Mother!
Love the graphics!

Len

Re: I OWE MY MOTHER - Myrna Ferguson

8/26/2009 9:16:45 AM

Hi Nick,

Yes I have heard these all except the one of "Put your sweater on, don't you think I know when you are cold". lol that is funny, as they all are.
Makes you crazy, right!

Hugs,
Myrna

Re: I OWE MY MOTHER - Thomas Richmond

8/26/2009 12:27:41 AM

_{You had a great Mother Nick,}

_{sounds like my grandmother,}

_{the one who raised me but without the strict authority LOL.}

_{God_bless you my friend!}

_{Thanks for the funny!!} :)

I OWE MY MOTHER - Nick Sym

8/26/2009 12:06:52 AM

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
' Because I said so, ! that's why.'

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.'

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.'

7. My mother taught me IRONY
'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.'

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.'

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!'

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
'You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.'

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
'This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.'

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
'If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!'

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
'Stop acting like your father!'

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
'There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do.'

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
'Just wait until we get home.'

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
'You are going to get it when you get home!'

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.'

19. My mother taught me ESP.
'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?'

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
'When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.'