Funnies Great Jokes About -- The Older Crowd

Re: Funnies Great Jokes About -- The Older Crowd - Patricia Bartch

1/22/2012 6:35:36 AM

.....lololol ... and what about that NEWT GINGRICH???

Re: Funnies Great Jokes About -- The Older Crowd - Patricia Bartch

1/20/2012 5:38:49 PM

MAXINE !!!!!!!! cartoons for the cool crowd

I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become kinder to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend. I don't chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko that I didn't need, but looks so avante garde on my patio. I am entitled to a treat, to be messy, to be extravagant.

I have seen too many dear friends leave this world too soon, before they understood the great freedom that comes with aging.

Whose business is it if I choose to read or play on the computer until 4 AM and sleep until noon? I will dance with myself to those wonderful tunes of the 60 &70's, and if I, at the same time, wish to weep over a lost love ... I will.

I will walk the beach in a swim suit that is stretched over a bulging body, and will dive into the waves with abandon if I choose to, despite the pitying glances from the jet set. They, too, will get old.

I know I am sometimes forgetful. But there again, some of life is just as well forgotten. And I eventually remember the important things.

Sure, over the years my heart has been broken. How can your heart not break when you lose a loved one, or when a child suffers, or even when somebody's beloved pet gets hit by a car? But broken hearts are what give us strength and understanding and compassion. A heart never broken is pristine and sterile and will never know the joy of being imperfect.

Re: Funnies Great Jokes About -- The Older Crowd - Patricia Bartch

2/1/2011 5:17:01 AM

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8 fun games to play when we are Seniors.

1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says - something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy

Re: Funnies Great Jokes About -- The Older Crowd - Patricia Bartch

1/16/2011 3:06:34 AM

I'm not getting older ... just better.

Three little old ladies

Three little old ladies are sitting in a restaurant one day, talking about this and that. The first lady said, "You know, I'm really getting forgetful. This morning I was standing at the bottom of the stairs and I couldn't remember if I was just about to go up or if I had just come down."

"Oh, that's nothing," the second lady said. "The other day I was sitting on the edge of my bed, wondering if I was going to bed or if I had just gotten up."

The third lady smiled pleasantly at the other two. "Well, my memory is just as good as ever, knock on wood."

She rapped on the table with her knuckles, then gave a start and said, "Who's there?"

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Re: Funnies Great Jokes About -- The Older Crowd - Patricia Bartch

1/15/2011 6:44:24 PM

Nope my sweetie, not suggesting you are old. Just putting a little SATURDAY morning humor into your terrific forum. Yours is the BEST forum on Adland!

Hugs to my FarmVille friend,
Pat

Re: Funnies Great Jokes About -- The Older Crowd - Georgios Paraskevopoulos

1/15/2011 6:05:09 PM

Good Day OREGON USA!
Thank you Pat for all support.

Yes, today I give some time to my ALP friends direct here in ALP and yes PHILOXENIA is active again.

WHAT? Am I old? Do I belong to "the older Crowd". Well some days back my count down begun but still I have many-many years ahead.

Concert for Harp and Flute Mozart

"Quando escuto esta música, lembro de Deus, Natureza e Universo... Maravilhosa esta música. Mozart GENIO".

Click above

Greetings from Greece

Georgios

Re: Funnies Great Jokes About -- The Older Crowd - Patricia Bartch

1/15/2011 5:56:23 PM

funny video..... BUT I SUGGEST .... DO NOT DO THIS!!!

PAT

Re: Funnies Great Jokes About -- The Older Crowd - Patricia Bartch

2/19/2009 6:51:09 PM

Myrna and John....you 2 are hysterical. Your cartoons are sooooo cute!! I'll have to start a topic about YOUNG people so we aren't picking on the seniors all the time!! LOL

Thanks for the smiles! Both of you are totally awesome!

Pat

Re: Funnies Great Jokes About -- The Older Crowd - John Leal

2/18/2009 6:36:41 PM

Hi Pat

Re: Funnies -- The Older Crowd - Myrna Ferguson

2/18/2009 4:18:14 PM

Hi Pat,

Just sound like an old man to me. They never give up. lol